A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!
When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.
Did you see that crusty urinal streak?
The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.
John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked
Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.
Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.
Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!
When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.
i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls
When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"