A fork of Rural Dictionary
lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
signaling three with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers
Steph just hit another bay area three
A very great place to do sexual activities.
Hey let's go to our positive area.
An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.
Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome
the most famous cheerleader in the bay area that can't help but get all the attention for her talented moves
omg! there goes gianna the bay area cheerleader, we have to get her autograph!
The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.
Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
ok why? people died because of this, all claiming the naruto run is OP, yea its no one else fault but gullible FAT men that have nothing else to do in their life, also yea i don't know if they realized, but the " BOIBLE" say GOAT GOD only made earth and nothing else, soooo IM NOT AN BELIVER
AREA 51