A fork of Rural Dictionary
A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm
I have a atomic penis
When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven
"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."
When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.
How was your blind date last weekend? It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly
The result of drinking too many beers
Oh, man, I have to go home because I feel a major atomic gut bomb coming on.
When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night