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Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 24, 2018

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 05, 2021

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom. A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses. Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 11, 2022

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 06, 2021

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 29, 2017

Diaper Coaster

When Rahul has a breakdown

I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster

by henryhess26 October 17, 2019

Diaper Squat

A common pose that people perform when wearing an adult diaper, typically while or after the use of the diaper.

Ew, that guy did a diaper squat in this video.

by Dontreadmypseudonym October 01, 2021