A fork of Rural Dictionary
Every 9th of a month, the Official Day of Ignoring is celebrated.
On this day you can easily and without any guilt or shame ignore everyone and everything you don't want to waste your precious time with.
It has its roots in the urgent desire to ignore annoying people and tasks, something all humans share.
So: GO and Ignore!
A:"Hey. How are you? Wanna hang out?"
B:*ignores A, because it is Official Day of Ignoring*
When one is ignorant of the power of coochie.
Person: Eh, I like girls but I can’t mess with the...
Me: “That’s coochie ignoration!”
When a gamer doesn't do something on the game that they are playing but instead asks why they couldn't do that certain thing and how they do that thing to the point of mashing random buttons or to the point of questioning the game's development.
This usually makes the person watching angry.
Game: PRESS Y TO OPEN THE DOOR
Gamer: OMFG HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOOR?!?!!? *mashing random buttons until the door opens*
Viewer: I swear, this guy has so much gamer's ignorance.
Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
November is Ignore Boys Month. This is the month when girls ignore boys. They might not ignore them all the time, but the boys will know that they’re ignoring them a lot more. Watch out, boys!
“It’s ignore boys month! Fuck, man...”
“These girls, man. Not good.”
On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.
Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"
Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"