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Orderism

The philosophy of always keeping things orderly.

If you are trying to keep things nice and orderly, you are pursuing Orderism.

by PopulousMaster February 02, 2020

Grimace Order

When the collision of hunger and munchies creating the unadulterated gluttony that breaches thy soul. The subsequent actions taken result in an abnormally large food order that is the bane of every service worker's shift.

While pulling into the driveway, the solitary Alex ordered three mcchickens and three cheese hamburgers to make three mcgangbangs. The mcdonald's employee said, "is that all for you, big fella?" Alex's second chin processed to answer, "yes." The mcdonald's employee whispered, "fucking grimace order." Under his breath.

by Rock your rockhard August 10, 2024

Order of Operations

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.

Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.

by Keith from back east July 22, 2022

Ghoul World Order

Talking Zombies and a arrogant vampire Ghoul World Order is one of the most underrated shows on YouTube crude humor mixed with a little splash of horror and Halloween how can you beat that

It's Halloween time again time to watch the new season of Ghoul World Order.

by SoCo Cuddie October 18, 2021

driplar order

An order of knights who´s purpose it is to root out all the hentai in this world. Their greatest enemy is the hentai emperor who is trying to take of over the world with his hentai legion.

person: the driplar order just destroyed that hentai.
other person: yeah

by driplar order March 25, 2022

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

alphajeromebettical order

Alphabetical order whilst recognizing NFL legend, Jerome Bettis - aka "The Bus."

Watching Sunday Night Football....

Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.

by @Bugyack September 26, 2022