A fork of Rural Dictionary
A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.
n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis. .....................................
So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach. Or a competent haematologist.
Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.
Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class? That’s because she’s a coach roach.
It's someone who helps another person who has an eating disorder, to lose weight. They are fetishists most of the time, and will act predatory toward and fetishize girls with an eating disorder.
Sarah: I kinda want an ana coach Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
Coach naji from CSMS is kinda…😳😳😏😏😏😏😏
is that coach naji oh my god he so hot
Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball? 8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there 8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards. 8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2 Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches