Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

yellow jamaican

when you make a drink 50% hot chocolate 50% vodka.

Hey George can you snag me a yellow Jamaican.

by Owen Wrong January 30, 2021

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter March 07, 2018

Jamaican Spliff

A Spliff longer than a car is consumed within 5 minutes

I got so wasted last night ,I had an Jamaican spliff

by DJ phyco March 13, 2016

Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.

Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

by Billy=D October 09, 2022

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP March 24, 2016

Jamaican blowfish

When two males dock their penile, and one ejaculates into others penis hole

Andrew and rachel had a jamaican blowfish last night #LIT

by 07silverado March 05, 2017