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Butthole juice

From a long day with physical labor. Your ass obtains sweat and anal secretians

I worked so hard today. I had tons of butthole juice

by H€rb$ September 24, 2022

Cheez it Juice

When she squirts but it’s orange

Brad : “Hey man, did you have sex with Stacy”
Tanner: “Yeah man, she sprayed her cheez it juice on me, it was awesome.”

by Jplacente12 August 04, 2021

Rough Juicy Juice

1. (noun) Rough sex

1. Billy: "Do you wanna have some rough juicy juice?

Mary: "Sure."

2. Bro 1: "Dude, me and my girl fucked so hard last night."

Bro 2: "You got some of that rough juicy juice."

by CaptainPluto February 05, 2016

Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.

I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches

by Dr. Gains June 03, 2022

Corn Juice

When a man is having sex with their partner and have the urge to pee and cum simultaneously, ejaculating and peeing on/in their partner. The “corn” part of the term comes from the fact of his pee being yellow due to him not drinking enough water.

Dude 1: “Aww shit bro. Last night, I was so dehydrated from fucking so long that I splat corn juice on her tummy.”
Dude 2: “Dude here”, *hands Dude 1 the rest of his Gatorade*, “you can have the rest, that’s nasty.”

Corn juice: When a man is having sex with their partner and have the urge to pee and cum simultaneously, ejaculating and peeing on/in their partner. The “corn” part of the term comes from the fact of his pee being yellow due to him not drinking enough water.

by ZoKS October 23, 2019

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.

Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice

by EjEdwards November 14, 2019