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average size, negative inches Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water

Oh me god!

A boof god is person who smokes weed constantly and runs shit like he/she owns it. People will do anything just to be a boof god.

Stone and Juan are boof gods.

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist

ControllerCold is a controller god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.

Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.

"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night! “Oh yes werlin Gods me good”