A fork of Rural Dictionary
To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem
A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm
When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week
This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser
Be back in minute just flexing a pop.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.
“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”
Eating cereal and milk out of a girls vagina.
“My girl let me snatch crackle and pop last night”
Motivated nigga who just wanna get to that bag. He know he the shit don’t nobody have to tell him. He know he have haters but he loves that.
When I grow up I wanna be like pop lotti.
When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
Gussy Pop is a divine being who everyone looks up to for guidance and leadership, a TRUE specimen. A Gussy Pop is also an individual who sometimes shows signs of being extremely idiotic, sharing cretinous opinions which make Gussy Pop sound like an absolute degenerate.
Jimbob: You know what George? You're a right Gussy Pop sometimes.
George: Oh? How come?
Jimbob: I love you to bits man but you're a complete idiot
George: Fair enough.