Country Dictionary

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Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there

Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser

by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021

flexing a pop

Flexing a pop

Be back in minute just flexing a pop.

Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.

Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.

by HeavySoss December 08, 2019

Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.

“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”

by 5n4tch December 16, 2022

Snatch crackle and pop

Eating cereal and milk out of a girls vagina.

My girl let me snatch crackle and pop last night”

by 5n4tch December 16, 2022

pop lotti

Motivated nigga who just wanna get to that bag. He know he the shit don’t nobody have to tell him. He know he have haters but he loves that.

When I grow up I wanna be like pop lotti.

by Monique Hayes November 07, 2017

Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 13, 2018

Gussy Pop

Gussy Pop is a divine being who everyone looks up to for guidance and leadership, a TRUE specimen. A Gussy Pop is also an individual who sometimes shows signs of being extremely idiotic, sharing cretinous opinions which make Gussy Pop sound like an absolute degenerate.

Jimbob: You know what George? You're a right Gussy Pop sometimes.
George: Oh? How come?
Jimbob: I love you to bits man but you're a complete idiot
George: Fair enough.

by gusoid August 08, 2020