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A bunch of suicidal millennials and gen Z people trynna either clap some alien cheeks or keep E.T as a pet; however, these FUCKing idiots forgot that these aliens are being kept there for a reason.
Me and the boys boutta raid Area 51
A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.
Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
A place we're naruto runners, anima weebs, gamer boys and girls, and even some vsco girls are going to get there aliens, and alien like things.
"Bro I'm going to the Area 51 storm to get me some hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs"
area 51, is a place where the government is trying to get you to go. To kill 1,000000, people because of over population ( it makes sense dont it now?)
risky person: "wanna go to area 51?"
you: "no i saw this thing that says aliens are there"
risky person: *raises one eyebrow*
Area 51 is gonna get fucked in the ass by John wick
Fucking John wick is gonna raid Area 51 fuck yeah
A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.
Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested
A secret place that is believed to hide the most overpowered items. One example of this is they hold them recipe for a Bedrock Sword for Minecraft. Another thing they hold is a real life stand arrow from JoJo Bizarre Adventures. They also hold real Pokémon and a lot of Masterballs. There are many other overpowered items in Area 51. People have came up with a plan to invade Area 51. There are the Naurto Runners which are the fastest people on Earth. In reality there just weebs who want real cat girls. Fucking degenerates. Then we have the Anti-Vax kids. They will be used for bullet sponges because let’s be honest, they don’t have that much time to live. Then we have the Anti-Vax Mom which will use their false facts to confuse the guards. We will also to have Rock Throwers because rock are the best ranged weapon. Second to last we have have the Ricardos. These are unstoppable gods that will ensure our victory. Lasty, we have the normal people which will just sneak in from the back. Good luck soldiers and like always RIP Bob Ross
Naurto Runner:Hey are you going to Area 51?
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate