A fork of Rural Dictionary
National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.
Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!
janurary 4th is the slap ass day
where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass
SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"
The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”