Country Dictionary

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

A school filled with kids who enjoy the outdoors more than other people. They also commenly use the words: dank, dope, saw dude and that’s kick ass.

“Ew it smells in here, oh wait it’s The Sage School”

someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster

shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“ other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.

Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.