Country Dictionary

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Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.

My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.

by dhfatty June 18, 2024

Rock and Pop

Music made by constipated cats

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

Loli-pop

a person, (most noticeably ugly bastards) who busts the fattest nut inside of a Loli

"Yesterday i had a Loli-pop, it felt so fucking good

or

wanna get a Loli-pop? I have one at home

by lickmegoodOnii-chan December 12, 2019

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP March 24, 2016

pop that lid

The act of intentionally shooting yourself in the face in order to remove your current face and have a new, more attractive face surgically transplanted at a later date.

"Yoo bro shes never gonna date a fugmo like you, you betta pop that lid"

by bharv December 04, 2018

Lolly pop syndrome

A male or female with a big head with a skinny and body

Do you have lolly pop syndrome

by China chubs March 01, 2019

kingo pop

kingo pop means to jump high enough to reach long distances

i would love to just kingo pop home

by January 24, 2022