A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hmmmmmm what do we all wanna do...
Throw that one short friend
Join me and let’s do this on October 29 pick them up and throw them
If they 4”11 defiantly throw them on October 29
National kick your shortest friend day!
Im going to kick you all day because your under 5’5 and are my shortest friend and it’s october 29
National Make-Out and Grab Someone’s Ass Day! Find that special someone and go for a round, maybe give the ol’ posterior a squeeze.
Person: “Happy October 29!”
Person 2: “Alright, lets do this.”
October 29 is a day to take group pics with you’re group of friends and post it on snap
Cindy:hey mariana it’s October 29th.
Mariana:oh yeah let’s call our friends so we can take group pics!
National kill your in-laws Day! Go ahead and get rid of those pesky outsiders for America!!!
Ayo!!! It’s October 29th, I can finally get rid of those RATS of parents