A fork of Rural Dictionary
8th of January is send “Hi!” to your crush day.
It was 8th January and I said “Hi!” to my crush.
the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer
Oh man im so sore, i went to 8th base last night...and it went into the morning.
National kiss your friend’s forehead day
You: hey! What’s today’s date?
Your friend: It’s July 8th! Happy national kiss your friend’s forehead day!
You: Cool! *smooch*
The day that the most beautiful person was born
Friend: what day were you born?
Person: November 8th
Friend: that makes sense because your so beautiful
October 8th is international yeet day.
Person 1: hey it’s October 8th!
Person 2: oh really! You know what that means...
Person 1: yep
*Person 2 continues to throw a empty can and scream “YEET”
smack your tallest friend round the face so hard that they get brain damage
can I November 8th
National Tell Your Best Friend You Love Them Day
It’s December 8th yk wut that means