A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Evangeline Appreciation Day. It’s a day when you tell that one Evangeline that you know that she is appreciated and that you should include her in everything. Tell her about how much she’s a star and that you guys would be bored as fuck without her. She is the reason most of you guys are alive and is the star of the group.
Girl: you wanna be partners?
Girl 2: sure.
Evangeline: but what about me, it’s december 9th
Girl: ohh yeah sorry girl 2 but it’s national evangeline appreciation day. Let’s go evangeline.
Ask out your crush on this day
It’s December 9th , I’m going to ask out my crush.
Ask the person you like if they would like to date you.
National Ellis day! This is where the world celebrated the figure ellis !
Bro it’s December 9th! All hail ellis!
ask you crush out day.. ask the person you have feelings for on december 9 and they might say yes your chances
go and tell the person you like that u wanna go on a date or you want to date and if he/she says yes it's your luck day december 9th is the best day to be born and also ask your crush out
International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.
Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*
December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.
Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.
December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!