A fork of Rural Dictionary
BETTER THAN HORSES WILL EVER BE. Donkeys are horses on steroids. #heehawgangforlife
Guy 1: What do you think is better a horse or a donkey? Guy 2: Horse! Guy 3: Guy 2... This is why you're failing all of your classes. Guy4: HEE HAW GANG FOR LIFE
The donkey according to.. Wikipedia: is a domesticated member of the horse family, Equidae. Also Wikipedia: The Ass The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African ๐ wild ๐ ass ๐, E. africanus.
Gordon Ramsay: You fucking donkey As known as: You fucking ass The contestant: *surprised pikachu's face* ------------- That guy is such an E. africanus; he gave his friend who was about to take an exam a pen with ink gradually decolorizing... ------------- Some horny teenager: Damn girl you've got a nice donkey ;) Some Instagram girl: Excuse me??? Him: *show the Wikipedia* Her: oh... thanks :) *Block* Him: : ) :') Lesson: Go to horny jail.
used as a greeting. can be both good or bad, depending on situation and context. calling a friend a "donkey" means he is cool, your homie, your "dog". but can also mean idiot, dumbass, or jerk.
"what's up donkey? where you at?" to a friend or "dude, this donkey is pissing me off!" to someone you aren't too happy with
A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.
But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.
An illegal immigrant that is willing to work nearly all day everyday for cash that he can send back to the home land.
Dave, the donkey at the pizzeria, works 80 hours a week for 5 dollars an hour so he can buy a chicken farm in El Salvador.