A fork of Rural Dictionary
Australian slang for a clown, a fuckwit.
The bloke who owned this guitar before was a real goose. He fucked the tremolo up by tuning the guitar by turning the screws on the claw.
Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it.
He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it
To frolic around acting silly. Possibly touching an erected or flacid member.
Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.
One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.
When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.
He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"
later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"