A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises
to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball. After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands