A fork of Rural Dictionary
Typical italian expression to express great emotions, ranging from surprise to sadness about the news
Have you heard? Berlusconi got locked up
Oh shit president, Uncle Pear...
A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.
Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?
Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.
a weakness or vulnerability in a person or system that can result in failure
The basketball player had an elite outside shot, but his lack of size and lateral quickness would prove to be his pear skin.
When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!
My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.
A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase "It's all gone pear shaped." The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.
"Howard Dean must have thought he was a shoo-in for the Democratic presidential nomination, but somehow in the primaries it all went pear shaped."
Describes the off putting reactive behavior of someone who is a little too sensitive but means well. The concept comes from actual prickly pear (cactus fruit) which has spiny thorns on the exterior that hide sweet fruit inside.
Don't mind that guy, he's a bit of a prickly pear but he means well.