A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe world championship ugliness.
"You should have seen this chick last night bro, she was WICKED friggn' haunted kid!"
Having the best dick/sex of your life taken away from you and now you have a hard time doing anything you can't sleep eat drink or do anything right anymore you are haunted by it
(Her deep inner thoughts) I don't think I'll ever be able to leave him his dick will haunt me and I've got shit to do
Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"
Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules. Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy! He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago
"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times" "I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
Group of awesome musicians that include Sematary, Buckshot, Turnabout, Hackledown, etc.
Guy 1: Who the hell is haunted mound? Guy 2: AUUGHH!!!! H-H-HAUNTAHOLICS REAL HAUNTED MOUND!!!!
It’s a vibe that only freaky shawtys have. Only cool shawtys are haunted shawtys. Some of the shawtys are 💀 but the others are 😎.
Damn she’s a haunted shawty We at the haunted shawtys house so it’s jail.