A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're told your Penis is to small
Girl "is it in yet" Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*
Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are. Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Today Twitter is filled with agony trolls.
noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do? Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!" "What happened?" "I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"