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Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022

Albert

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

by SmashStar April 15, 2009

Albert

An extremely cute guy that loves lauren nguyen :

That guy is such an Albert!

by I Love Lauren :]]] February 15, 2011

Albert

a selfish, self loving druggie who don't give two's about anyone else but himself.

also see: twat.

oh my god albert is such a twat

Albert

Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.

Albert made a wrong move and he was in trouble.

by Mommyoffacts December 29, 2017

Albert

He is the most GAY person in the universe. He likes guys and allways will

Girl:”Albert, will u go out with me?”
Albert:”No, I’m into guys”
Girl:”ok! I just didn’t have a bf so I asked you.”

by YUDoT February 24, 2019

Albert

Dope person that is cool and smart but is very aggressive about his opinions

Albert is dope

by Sloth army leader October 16, 2018