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if I hear another person say that phrase I swear to god I am not even joking I will find you and skin you alive. Pretty fun game though and a good copypastas like: "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start." But yeah my friend obama was just vibing a told me about the game and now I want to sttab him he is so annoying and showed me rulle 34 of amogus please help i feel like im have a stroke Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. I AM 500 METERS FROM YOU AND APPROACHING RAPPIDLY. START RUNNING. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
Person 1: amogus Person 2: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Amogus is a severe illness type disease that cannot be cured through medicinal usage or surgery. Amogus is defined as The inability to dissociate reality with the popular 2018 video game 'Among Us'. Symptoms of Amogus include Recognition of inanimate objects as characters from Among Us, Everyday use of slang such as sus, Translating aspects of Among Us into real life, such as ejecting people, calling "Emergency Meetings," etc. Unlike many diseases, Amogus cannot be treated with antibacterials, antivirals, antifungals, penicillin, essential oils or shock therapy. If you have, or come into contact with anyone who has Amogus, the best options are as said here. 1. Avoid - Block any sources of Among Us or any relations to the game out completely. 2. Anticipate - If you choose not to cut off your internet connection, avoid dangerous websites such as the ones listed below, and delete all Among Us themed videos in your YRL, or Youtube recommended list. If you have to go into an Amogus heavy website, navigate to where you need to go quickly. Do not focus on any Amogus content you may see. 3. Block - In the event that you see an Amogus object, online or in person, certain steps must be taken to assure it does not stick in your memory. First, upon seeing the object, avoid thinking of Among Us, although this might be hard.
Johnny: "Bro, your totally sus!" Tyler: "Dude, I'm on Amogus therapy, we can't be friends anymore."
amogus - an intense mental disease with stages Plays Among Us and sees amogus memes Symptoms begin as person starts saying sus, sussy and/or sussy baka Starts finding random objects and thinks they look like among us characters says sus out loud, otherwise the same as stage 3 starts losing sanity GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 1: bro did you see the amogus behind you person 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD IT RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE PLEASE END THIS TORTURE