A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.
Kirstinb: ELI IS SMEX AMEN
LOVEROFELI: I love Elijahism
The most charming, adorable, and sweet guy you will ever meet. An Elijah is EXTREMELY good in bed and dates girls, and has friends with benefits. If you don't have an Elijah in your life, get one!
"Purrrr, I just fucked that Elijah last night!"
"Aww girl don't cry, you need an Elijah!"
A handsome, cute, and sexy guy who is looking for a real relationship.
That Elijah is looking for something deeper than a fling.
Literally the coolest and hottest human being in the universe, and an absolute SEXY BEAST. People go their whole lives longing to be with someone as absolutely incredible as Elijah. If you ever meet an Elijah, then you've found pure gold.
Person-"yo, I met an Elijah yesterday"
Other person-"WOAH DUDE LUCKY!!!"
Completely full of himself. Elijah's are arrogant but very smart and has a unique way of seeing things. He is caring but doesn't show it, and he is always the first to be there for you. He doesn't like revealing who he really is but is a great person. He is funny and everyone loves him.
Elijah is super cool, you just have to get to know him!
The hottest smexiest guy in the world who u should love to death, always defending you and loving you and wont never use you. best bf ever! loves guitars,skateboards and tin foil.
omg hes such an elijah! run its elijahs girl and she looks mad! i love elijah. elijah is not a dick infection lol.
Person with blue eye. Loves basketball. Can make you happy. Loves bannana bread. Loves the team Rockets. Your favorite friend. Person who is shy but tough and brave in many ways. Person who is your partner in class and the one you talk to the must. The one who doesn't understand why your mad but takes in everything you say. The one who you will consider a friend no matter what. Who's favorite color is red
Have you seen Elijah?
Yeah isn't he the best