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jeffery jeffery bezos, come on jeffery you can do it pave the way put your back in to it
executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?
You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
All I want from you right now is some good bezos.