A fork of Rural Dictionary
After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"
*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"
A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.
You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!
A term used by white teenagers in the U.S. to denote a secret order of basketball, kool-aid, fried chicken, and stolen tv loving people. It is often abbreviated as SBGC
Person 1: Hey did you see Colin today?
Person 2: No i think he's at the Secret Black Guy Club meeting.
To fix something quickly and inexpensively and not to the best possible degree.
Sorry man, I only did a Black Guy Fix-up.
When someone calls a white guy to jerk off a black guy so hard his dick turns white.
Tyrone: Yeah some dude called a guy to give me a Black Guys White Dragon...
Tim: Oh damn... but did it feel good?
There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"
Searching: White guy stole my bike
Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?
my favorite thing in the whole world
i do love me some oiled up big black guys