A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fake bling, purchased at the mini-mart.
"I think the ice on that bloing is startin' to melt!"
a black-out makeout. A hookup that you do not remember.
"If I wouldn't have had all those shots, I wouldn't have had that blo-mo last night."
j-blo
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"