A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of giving your wife/girlfriend a facial & then making her clean the kitchen.
My wife really hates the Philadelphia Broomstick.
A girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. You need to be gently though, as broomstick bitches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.
Dude A: Boy this house is a mess. Hey, you! Broomstick Bitch!
BB: Yeah?
Dude A: I'll give you five quid to be my broom handle.
BB: Well, I am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick bitch) so okay!
Dude A: Right, i'll just fit you on there and...
*SNAP*
Dude A: Oh crap, it's split in two!
Dude B: Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. Ewww.
Dude A: Come on, lets get another broomstick bitch to clean her up.
Dude B: Okay!
A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.
Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?
Replacement for the idiotic word fag.
Shit Head who thinks he's cool: Dude, You're Such a Fag!
Maddie: Broomstick, You FuckTard.
A word to describe a really good meal
-takes a bite of food- mmm broomstick up ass
The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.
Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.
Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"
Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames