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bacon

Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day.

see also Kevin Waltman

I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.

by The Shiny Apple May 20, 2011

bacon

The most tastiest food on earth, humans drool at the sight of it. The smell is incredible, only comes second to the taste. bacon can be eaten just about anytime and at any place. Any sane person could not turn down bacon if offered.

I am eating a bacon sandwich.
I love bacon.
I wanna have sex with bacon

by the moose! February 10, 2010

bacon

God's gift to man

Jim: i feel bad for observant jews, they can't enjoy bacon
Tim: indeed. let's go mourn their loss by making a bacon sandwich

by pbfoot December 11, 2009

Bacon

A piece of delicious heaven

GUY- i want some heaven
GUY 2- here ya go(hands bacon)
GUY- thanks

by Baconator542542 April 06, 2010

baconize

(v.) To add bacon to anything, such as a Snickers, therefore making it delicious.

Sure, this is good pie, but lets BACONIZE it!

by bexposito November 18, 2005

Baconate

To add bacon to a food to either enhance flavor, or add flavor.
Though baconating various foods may enhance flavor, it is still unhealthy.
Who wants to live to be 88 though, seriously?

To "baconate" a salad, would be to add bacon bits, or simply add strips of bacon.

Homer Simpson, in an episode of the The Simpsons, baconated just about everything he ate, such as wrapping his breakfast sausage in bacon, which is a true example of baconating.

by Gman of the Q April 17, 2009

bacon

Life. nuff said. goes perfect with mountain dew, or grape soda.

fk examples. bacon.

by DBigPoppaW June 30, 2011