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This is the sore and painful feeling you get the day after skating in a roller derby match. It is usually accompanied by stiff muscles and bruises.

I have one heck of a bangover after skating in our derby bout last night.

permission to have redemption or pity sex with a person after experiencing a premature ejaculation event. (See Do-Over)

"I wasn't going to have sex with that guy again, but he was nice, so I gave him a bangover."

Often accompanied by a hangover. A bangover is the usually not so cool feeling one is gifted the 'morning after' a night of beer goggles and ah, bumping uglies because you could. Not necessarily a good idea, but it seemed like genius at the time.

Accentuating Factors (things that make a bangover worse): He/She was coyote ugly. He/She was your cousin. His/Her nickname is 'cum bucket'. None of that is any good!

Attenuating Factors (things that make a bangover not so bad): He/She was hot. He/She made you cum so hard that if it didn't stop, you would squeeze out a kidney next time. He/She taught you something new or made you laff so hard you were worried about crapping yourself or sharting. All of that is awesome!

In contrast to a hangover, which has absolutely no potential of being anything but annoying, a bangover at least has the potential to generate some shits and giggles down the road.

While texting (or fexting):

You: Ahhhh! Nothing like a brisk summer thunderstorm to wash away a bangover!
Them: Bangover? Wondering what else you got into last night...
You: Oh shit! *epic* typo!
You: Sadly enough, all I have is a hangover. Tip: You will always lose a shot contest with yourself.

The way you feel after having a night of drunken sex.

Ugh, I have the worst bangover from that guy last night. Where did he go anyway? Are those his shoes? God, my vagina hurts!

a common male feeling of disappointment shortly after (sexual intercourse). Usually accompanied by: a loss of respect, mild disgust, aversion, and repulsion.

dude 1: Dude, are you (banging) stacy tonight?
dude 2: No man, I was crazy about her until we did it, now I'm suffering from a severe bangover

The feeling one gets after a night of bad sex.

She wasn't all that great. I woke up with the worst bangover.

The feeling in the morning after a night of sexual intercourse with a person you regret screwing

I woke up with a horrible bangover after realizing who I fucked last night.