A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "something" on which to blame farts. Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind. Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT... "OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."
To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
*fart noise* (pause) Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?" Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example: *BRRRRRAP* Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?” Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.