A fork of Rural Dictionary
The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.
What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!
The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole
"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"
When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.
"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."
A chair for people that have failed in life...
Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.
A handful of intelligent, jovial, enchanting, educated, and beautiful girls known as Stacey, Sid, Pillz, & Cindy, also a talented young man by the name of Hornz. Also known as "The Untouchables".
The Bean Bag Brigade will always rule Dallas Chat.