A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)
My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.
A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.
Perseverance: "Pathfinder, I haven't seen Opportunity for hours."
Pathfinder: "Oh beaver dam it."
When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!
Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
Alternative name for a bachelor pad.
A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.
Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.
The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.
The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.
That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.
When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle
The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.
I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.