Country Dictionary

Using the keyboard of a smartphone with your nipples

Simon, Andy and Kieran were impressed when Emma was Bibbing out the lyrics to Roxanne by the police

believer in bullshit

Guy 1: sorry bro i cant chill i gotta go to church
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: because i have to pray to god
Guy 3: what a bib

Big pimple boy

Guy 1: Did you see that pedo that was on the news?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard he was a bibs

a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

"No bib, no love."
"You aint gettin in, with out your bib on"
"I don't want a mess... you should probably wear a bib"

A term used to describe when a friend comes over to your party, plops himself at your serving table, and proceeds to eat directly off the serving platters. This typically occurs at a baby shower where said friend omits to bring a gift other than his ginormous gut (aka- SCSG "Santa Clause Sized Gut").

Bagels: Haha, did you hear Chi Chi did not bring Pillz a shower gift?

Jr: Good lord.

Bagels: OMG check it out! Chi Chi is over there BIBBED UP at the friggen kitchen island where they are serving all the food. What a disgrace.

Bitch id bang, Brotha id Bang

Example one: She is a bib
Example two: Larry, " Hey Bob check out that MILF
Bob, "Larry that is not a MILF she does not have a kid!"
Larry, "HUH?"
Bob "Shes a BIB, A bitch Id bang!"

eating a girl out

dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner