A fork of Rural Dictionary
A copious amount of warm, viscous, off-white, semi-translucent liquid shot onto somebody's Baskin Robbins Ice Cream and then covered with whipped topping. Usually served to persons without their prior knowledge or consent.
Did you girls enjoy your ice cream? Hope you liked my blueball sundae, dumb bitch!
When you masturbate right before the pain of a blueball kicks in, therefore averting the potential discomfort.
My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.
When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.
In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.
My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.
When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone
I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself
What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks. Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.
Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday." You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."