A fork of Rural Dictionary
Honestly, I don't know what it means but some kid in my Italian class keeps on threatening to do it to the teacher
Gerry wants to boof Signor Vita
To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.
Person 1: You ever boofed a roll? Person 2: I'm a nasty motherfucker. Person 1: Nuff said.
Something of low quality, something very unappealing, or a situation that isn't very fair.
a. "This video game I just bought is so boof, dude." b. "I would go to that concert, but it looks like it's going to be pretty boof." c. "My whole day has been boof."
Something that is whack, shitty, dumb, or fucked up. Used to describe objects, people, or shit you dont want to do.
"AJ's car is boof as fuck" or "That homework we got is Boof AF"
Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus. To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night! Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.