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Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike. Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch. Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke? Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike. Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch. Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke? Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head”
A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head”
A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.
“What’s your name, Brandy??” “No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden I blame my parents for that one…