A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out. Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up
Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?" Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!" Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!" CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!" Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."
when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said
(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)... Person A: FML....every tire is flat Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!! Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.
Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick. Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms
Hey look mom, it's captain obvious! Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!