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Bitch Cocoon

The 2nd of the 3 stages of bitch metamorphism.

A Bitcherpillar hopes to someday build enough experience being a bitch to finally be able to "level up" and become a more respectable Bitch Cocoon.

A bitch who gets about 50%-70% of what he/she wants solely by bitching for it.

After spending years as a Bitcherpillar, Taylor decided to use her accrued knowledge to become a Bitch Cocoon. With this decision also came newfound respect.

by Catatafish47 September 03, 2014

Cum Cocoon

Cum on a girl so much she is enveloped by it like a caterpillar beocming a cocoon

I came so much last night I turned her into a cum Cocoon

by OC87* August 05, 2018

negro cocoon

Negro cocoon or nigger cocoon is the state of being in a transitional period, transforming from a random light skin colored gangster wannabe, to a somehow more dark skinned “OG” negro.

The term was created by YouTuber, Filthyfrank, in one of his now long deleted videos; just one among many of his underrated creations.

Tom: I can feel the change Tyrel! I’m in a negro cocoon! One of these days, I’ll be just like you!

Tyrel: Damn man that’s whack! Can’t wait!

by Horrid death is inevitable March 29, 2018

titty cocoon

When you're motorboating a girl and other titties just materialize out of nowhere, from every direction, wrapping you in a cocoon of titties.

A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!

Manny got trapped in a titty cocoon, now we call him The Quad.

by TheTom December 22, 2013

balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Hive Cocooning

The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.

This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.

How to use 'Hive Cocooning':

(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."

(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."

Or, as an authentic story:

Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."

Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."

Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."

by \/olpe May 15, 2010

Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank December 30, 2011