A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman has a bad yeast infection.
Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.
A Town in Rockland county Ny. That is full of Lame Hypocritical fools that need to realize they are not holier than thou. Get a life and mind your own business .
valley cottage Cottagite
A vagina.
Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.
gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)
"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"
Given a yeast infection from a woman
I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand
Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.