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Newton's Cradle

Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.

They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.

by Meatspin March 20, 2007

death cradle

1. Your Death Bed.

2. Move King does from the Prosperous Tekken Series of fighting games. He grabs you, and pulls your limbs back, and begins rolling you on the ground crushing the squishy stuff in your stomache because your arms nor legs are there to protect.

3. Another way of saying getting Rolled, or your ass beat.

Last Place a Nigga wanna be.

yo man, you hear bout' Theo? Dat nigga got into a death cradle.

by 50Cent March 16, 2005

Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

by Matt April 15, 2005

Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.

Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'

by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009

stuey cradle

the most dominating force in wrestling

the stuey cradle is ryans worst nightmare

by ryan burton February 05, 2008

Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003