A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory
Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly
Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere
Dave: Lol
Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.
In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.
a box/crate/other container full of pornography.
from "My Best Friends Girl"/2008
friend 1: dude, im giving my 'bate crate to you
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!
When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing
Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .
Stems from the word Shit box. Means really crap and worthless.
George Bush is a shit crate president.
A kitchen store for people who can't cook.
So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?