A fork of Rural Dictionary
You know how, on a hot humid day, your unmentionables will sometimes stick to your leg and you have to do this awkward little shuffle to get it unstuck without blatantly rummaging around down there? From 6th Jan, 2021, this condition is known as a cruz.
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Johnson:"Why are you doing that weird walk?"
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."
The worst type of human-being. An absolutely deplorable person who would sell out his own children to avoid ridicule or a bad image.
"I stopped hanging out with Ted, he's turned into such a fucking cruz."
(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation
I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.
1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
Small time artist from miami with damn fine music that deserves more recognition, “universe”, “it’s not your fault”, “future wife”
Definitely worth a listen and follow,
Cruz milan is likely to get famous pretty soon
Cruz Milan is dope
Any music by cruz milan automatically qualifies as 🔥