A fork of Rural Dictionary
Carl is white.
Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl
the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.
A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.
they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.
Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class
They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)
me: " What a fucking Carl"
Carl, Carl usually has nipple boners and boners. Carl is a beaver, Carl is usually the loudest and happiest in the group, group of friends. Carl's usually have lemon yellow teeth and wants to get cum white teeth. Whenever Carl smiles he looks like a donkey.
Carl's usually likes touching other people's mouth. They like Ariana Grande and Cardi B
"Why are yellow Carl"
"Be quiet, I want cum white teeth."
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Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL