A fork of Rural Dictionary
To sieze, pluck, enjoy or make use of the Cannabis. 🔥💨
🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS. 🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries. 🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS
(v) seize the book. Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us. They are real for us.
Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it. Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
Latin for "Seize the Butt Cheeks" or "Seize the Booty"
Tom: "hey, so tits or ass?" Bill: "Carpe Natem, Bro. Booty. Everytime."
A shortened version of the original Latin phrase "Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero" meaning "seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future." Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow. However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run. Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future. The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.
I should probably study for this calculus exam to help me become a civil engineer, unless I want to end up smoking crack in the back of the McDonalds parking lot. Carpe diem!
Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).
"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"