A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga
someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.
"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."
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i winnn cheese dick :PP
A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"
"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."
"How was it?"
"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!
Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid