Country Dictionary

the best food in the WORLD
u dont doubt this its true any1 that doesnt like chocolate can just leave

If i dont get to eat chocolate atleast once a day i get migraines.

The Meaning of life.
Screw 42 thats a load of bull.
Chocolate + mushy romance film = the best cure for a broken heart
REMEMBER chocolate is an afrodisiac it actualy scientifically makes u feel better
chocolate is my substitute for love.

my best friend got dumped so we spent our saturday night with dairy milk Chocolate and mister darcy

1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

The most incredible feeling one can ever have

Dude....i am so chocolate right now, you have no idea

-or-
Dude....you are way too chocolate for your own good

The BEST food on the planet.

Me: *munch*
Person: What are you eating?
Me: Chocolate.
Person: Wow. What else is new?
Me: *WACK*

Chocolate covered psilocybin mushrooms, usually smaller than regular mushrooms

My boy got some chocolates and me and him were trippin for hours